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"Little Johnny, if you have 100 dollars and Jimmy takes away 80 dollars, what would you have?" "A fight, teach!"
A couple met with their pastor to set the date for their wedding. "Do you prefer a contemporary service or a traditional service?" he asked. They opted for contemporary. The big day came and a huge rainstorm flooded the streets, blocking the groom's way to the church. He couldn't be late, so he rolled up his pant legs and hiked the rest of the way. He finally reached the church just as the ceremony was starting. He raced into the sanctuary and up to the altar. The pastor whispered to him, "Son! Pull down your pants!" The groom look surprised. "Uh, pastor, maybe we should go with the traditional service!"
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