Thursday, October 9, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] October 10, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A sobbing man called the undertaker. "This is Jim Smith. I need you to bury my wife." The undertaker protested, "But, Mr. Smith -- we buried your wife last year!" "I know," Smith sobbed, "I remarried." "Oh," said the undertaker. "Congratulations!"

 

One homosexual told another, "I got circumcised last week!" "Oh! Can I see?" He promptly dropped his pants. "Oooh," squealed his friend. "You look ten years younger!" 


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