Wednesday, October 29, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] October 30, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

An IKEA store makes the perfect haunted house in this ad, inspired by The Shining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqsonfSQk2I

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Three guys were fishing on a lake when Jesus Christ himself walked across the water to their boat. They were astonished! One man said humbly, "Oh, Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since 'Nam. Could you help me?" "Of course, my son," Jesus answered, touched the man's back and, for the first time in years, he was pain free. The second man asked, "My vision has gotten worse and worse. Is there anything you could do about my eyesight?" Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. As they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything clearly. Jesus turned to the third man, who raised his hands defensively and said, "Don't touch me! I'm drawin' disability!"

 

I don't normally sh¡t with the door open, but I didn't want to miss the in-flight movie! 


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