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Mom: "What does IDK, LY & TTY mean?" Teenage Son: "I don't know, love you, talk to you later." Mom: "Okay, never mind. I'll ask your sister!"
A man noticed two lovely women sitting at the bar. He called the bartender over and said, "I want to buy those two ladies a drink." The bartender said, "Don't bother. It won't do you any good." The man said, "I don't care. Buy them a drink." The bartender delivered the drinks and the ladies acknowledged with a nod of their heads. A while later, he approached the women and said, "I'd like to buy you another drink." One woman said, "It won't do you any good." "Why not?" "We're lesbians." The man look puzzled. "Lesbians? What's a lesbian?" "You know: lesbians. We like to lick pussy." The man yelled, "Bartender! Three drinks for us lesbians!"
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