Friday, October 3, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] October 4, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

As a fan of Beethoven, fine woodworking and heat guns, "Deconstructed Piano" hit me hard. Four cameras capture the agony and grief as two heat guns destroy a Viennese upright piano. 8 hours condensed to the length of Moonlight Sonata.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

When we're born, our mothers get the compliments. When we're married, our brides get the presents and publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance and inheritance. Exactly what do women want to be liberated from?

 

Two car salesmen were talking at the bar. One complained, "Man, business sucks! If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my f*¢king ass." Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools over. He immediately apologized to her for his foul language. She said, "Oh, that's okay. If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my f*¢king car!" 


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