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This Japanese underground bike-parking machine looks like something out of Star Wars! It puts Mitt Romney's car elevator to shame!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees!
Two surgeons were hunting and bragging. One surgeon puffed, "I'm so good, I could climb this tree and remove that owl's tonsils without waking him." The other said, "Oh, yeah? Prove it!" So he climbed the tree, pulled out some instruments, and removed the owl's tonsils without waking him. The second surgeon said, "Not bad, but I'm better. I could climb this tree and give that owl a vasectomy without waking him." "No way! Prove it!" So the second surgeon climbed the tree and gave the same owl a vasectomy without waking him. A week later, the owl was flying along with a buddy when his friend said, "I'm tired. Let's land in that tree and take a nap." The first owl replied, "Oh, no! I took a nap in that tree a week ago and ever since, I haven't been able to hoot worth a f*¢k or f*¢k worth a hoot!"
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