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Within a few hours there will be a total solar eclipse visible from Longyearbyen,
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?iso=20150320T10&p1=737&p2=234
And here's the eclipse:
http://www.nrk.no/troms/watch-the-solar-eclipse-in-svalbard---norway-1.12257825
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A woman told her hairdresser, "Make me look pretty." The hairdresser pulled out a bottle and started drinking!
A man called home. "Honey, the boss is coming over for dinner tonight and I want to impress him so I can get a raise. He loves rare prime rib, peas with little white onions, and baked potatoes." She rushed to the grocery and bought a lovely prime rib, peas and little white onions, but couldn't find any potatoes. So she asked the produce man, who told her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, we're all out of potatoes. We'll have some tomorrow." "But you must have potatoes." "No, Ma'am. I told you: we're all out." "Don't you have some hidden in the back room?" The produce guy grew irritated. "Ma'am, if you take the 'pot' out of potatoes, what do you have?" "A toes?" "Yep. And if you take the 'toes' out of potatoes, what do you have?" "Po-ta?" "Yes. And if you take the 'f*¢k' out of potatoes, what do you have?" "What? There ain't no 'f*¢k' in potatoes!" "And that's what I've been trying to tell you!"
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