Wednesday, March 25, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] March 25, 2015



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? The ones between 39 and 40.

 

In ancient times it was believed that the gods could come down to Earth and visit mortals, sometimes even coupling with them. One morning, a sweet young thing told her mother, "I think a god coupled with me last night." "Really? I wonder if it's Thor?" The girl replied, "Thor? I can barely touch it!" 


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