Tuesday, March 17, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] March 18, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Thanks to everyone who wrote to tell me that last week’s Japanese bicycle elevator video was gone. I swear it was there when I checked! I’ve looked, but I can’t find it anywhere. I’m sorry.

CyberJokester Bob Yetter sends along this bumper crop of car porn, eloquently and sensuously photographed. I swear that this is a working link as of right now.

http://bit.ly/1ngDueV 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hard part is getting them in there!

 

While making her teen-aged daughter's bed, Mom was shocked to find a large carrot under her pillow. When Mary Jo came home, Mom demanded an explanation. "Mom, I'll be honest: for the past week that carrot has been my 'husband'." "Well, dear, you're now a widow because your 'husband' is in tonight's stew!" 


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