Tuesday, March 24, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] March 24, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In case you missed it, here's the BBC's coverage of Friday's solar eclipse, narrated by Brian Cox, Dara O'Brian and Liz Bonnin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG9GdfL_ToU

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I didn't believe them when they accused my dad of stealing from the highway maintenance crew, but when I went home, the signs were all there!

 

Why You Shouldn't Buy Sperm Over the Internet: After your purchase, you keep getting junk email with the subject "Make Babies Fast!" Does Stephen Hawking even have an Gmail account? Some "Marketing Manager" keeps calling to offer you "free home delivery." The entire inventory originates from Mort, a middle-aged landfill manager who logs in as Buffy15. Donors from yahoo.com are just that. Unless you live in a city with an NBA franchise, nobody will believe you actually hooked-up with Kobe


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