Friday, April 24, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] April 24, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I've flown often enough that I usually tune out the pre-flight instructions since I could give them myself, if needed! Here's one flight attendant that earned every passenger's attention!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Some soldiers saw a boy leading a mule and thought they'd have some fun with him. "Hey, boy," yelled one, "you sure are keepin' a tight rein on your brother." The boy replied, "Sure am. If I didn't, he might join the Army!"

 

Two guys discussed their weekend. Dave said, "My weekend was the best! I finally scored, big time." Simon said, "I scored too, but it was the worst!" "How so?" "Well, Cecilia from Accounting took me back to her place and said she'd do anything I wanted. I went for a blow job, but as soon as she started, she turned blue, coughed like crazy, and passed out." Simon said, "Damn! What happened?" Dave responded, "Turns out, she's allergic to nuts!" 


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