Wednesday, April 8, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] April 9, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

A week ago, YahooGroups “broke” its ability to send email. You can read more about it here: http://bit.ly/1GNIRiQ. There seems to be no prediction as to when it will return. It only affects some mail servers, but mine is one of them. So it seems I can send out CyberJoke 3000™, I just can’t receive them myself! But I play to continue sending on the off-chance that your mail server isn’t affected.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Paralympics News: Seven athletes were banned from competition after their wheelchairs tested positive for WD-40!

 

I was arrested for public masturbation. I'm taking it to court but I don't plan to hire a lawyer. I can get myself off! 


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