Monday, April 27, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] April 27, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Since Comcast announced last week that it’s dropping its attempt to merge with Time-Warner Cable, let’s celebrate with some sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

At first, I was a vegetarian for moral reasons, then for health reasons, but now I do it just to p¡ss people off!

 

My girlfriend begged me, "Give me nine inches and make it hurt!" so I gave her all three inches three times and then slapped her! 


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