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When I retired, I thought I'd live off my savings. Not sure what I'm going to do for the second year!
George found Tim, lying beside the road, crying. He stopped the car and ran to him. "Tim! Are you all right?" Sobbing, Tim moaned, "Look at my new car!" pointing to it, wrapped around a tree. "Hey, man. Don't cry. You can always get another car." "But look inside the car." George did and said, "Aw, dude, that's terrible. But don't cry! You can always get another blonde." Tim wailed, "Look inside her mouth!"
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