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[cyberjoke3000] June 18, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

And now for a true age test! Some of you will have no idea what any of these images are. On the other hand, I remember every one! How many can you identify?

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

You say Carmina,  
I say Carmana.
You sat Burina,     
I say Burana.   
Carmina, Carmana, Burina, Burana,    
Let's Carl the whole thing Orff.

Mrs. Grednick, a little chubby, was at a weight-watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to these meetings because he wants to make love to a woman with a trim figure," she lamented. Another woman replied, "That's nice. And you'll feel better, too." Mrs. Grednick added, "You don't understand. He does it while I'm at these damned meetings!" 


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