Monday, June 29, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] June 29, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Now that the Supreme Court is through for the year, perhaps they would enjoy these:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Sometimes when I'm in class, I dream I'm on a tropical island, with a dozen half-naked women sitting beside me under a palm tree, with a cool breeze caressing my tanned body. This helps me forget I'm in a classroom. Of course, it'd be a lot easier without all my pupils yelling at me!

I overheard two guys talking at the bar. "I'm looking for unconditional love, too, but I'd settle for a blow job." 


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