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[cyberjoke3000] June 22, 2015



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Watching the U.S. Open played on a golf course I’ve played was almost as much fun as new sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Two eggs, two links of sausage, and a pancake walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, but we don't serve breakfast!"

"Troy, I've got us a couple of dates for the weekend and I'll give you first choice. Sandra is kind of dumpy, not a great looker, but she gives great blow jobs. Suzie is pretty, with perfect legs and she shows them off by wearing very high heels." "Say no more," interrupted Troy. "I'll go for head over heels anytime!" 


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