Monday, June 29, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] June 30, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Robin Spark sends along this demonstration of real "Hotdog Precision:" one worker preparing a hot dog for another -- with an excavator!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N1HUbusarY 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The principal saw a woman walk in the main entrance of his elementary school wearing pajamas, with her hair up in curlers. He stopped her. "May I help you?" he asked. She replied, "No. I told my son that, if he ever did anything to embarrass me, I would embarrass him back. Yesterday, you caught him skipping school, so today I'm going to spend all day with him!"

I don't need anger management. I need stupid people to stop p¡ssing me off! 


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