Monday, June 1, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] June 2, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man went through surgery to have his gangrenous leg amputated, but the surgeon removed the wrong leg! When his anesthesia wore off, the doctor told him that he'd have to have his other leg amputated the next day. As soon as he could, he called his attorney, but he refused to take the case. "What? Why not?!" The lawyer said, "Because you don't have a leg to stand on!"

 

Doug said, "Bill, I dated that new secretary this weekend and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife." The next Monday, Bill said to Doug, "I dated our new secretary this weekend and had wonderful sex, too. But I didn't think she was any better than your wife!


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