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Kids today have got it so easy. When I was a kid, we had to walk through nine feet of shag carpeting just to change the TV channel!
Modern Co-Worker Sex Contract: I, ____________, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one night of USDA-approved fondling and fornication. I will not return to the scene of said activities, nor call, write or otherwise contact or harass the co-signer for no less than thirty days (and nights) after such said activities. I surrender all rights to propagate rumors and dirty looks from myself and my friends and will treat co-signer with all the respect due a stranger. I will say "Hi" in a friendly, neutral tone if we pass within twelve feet of each other. Upon completion of the afore activities, I will not leave underwear, car keys, earrings or any other knick-knacks lying about or hidden somewhere in the co-signer's abode for the purpose of returning to said abode and thus breaking the no-contact clause of this agreement. I furthermore state that I am of sound mind and desirable body and will not call said co-signer by anything other than his or her given name, nor reminisce about some former slimeball/great lover who wore the same cologne or boxer shorts. I agree to pay one-half of all laundry fees needed after prescribed activity. Signed, ____________.
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