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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A new bride went crying to her mother. "Mom, I can't get Dave to do anything. There's stuff around the house that needs fixing and he keeps putting it off." "Honey, after being married to your father for twenty-nine years, I've found that there's only one way to get him to do anything." "What?" Her mother replied, "I tell him to do it and then add, 'unless you're too old and I should hire somebody'!"
"So how was your date last night?" "Great! What a nice guy. At dinner, he asked if I'd like to have breakfast with him. I said, 'Sure.' So he asked, 'Shall I phone you or nudge you?' "
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