Thursday, September 3, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] September 4, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I lived through the era of "Mutually Assured Destruction," when the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. each had hundreds of nuclear missiles aimed at each other. This video shows how we could have launched a Titan nuclear missile. I’m glad we didn’t!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knDIENvBTgw 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Before my prostate exam, when I asked my doctor where I should put my pants, I did not expect him to answer, "Over there by mine!"

Old guy: "Yesterday I picked my wife up from the nursing home, screwed her until dawn, and then took her back." Young guy: "Dude, that's sick!" Old guy: "Why? She works there!" 


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