Monday, September 7, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] September 8, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I've seen hundreds of medieval paintings but until I watched this short video I never knew why the babies in those paintings look like ugly old men! It has to do with homunculus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFcF_qfLHeQ 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

A ten-year-old boy swaggered into a bar and told the barmaid, "Give me a double Scotch on the rocks." She asked, "What are you trying to do, get me in trouble?" The boy replied, "Nah, we can have sex later. First I need a drink!" 


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