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Love and Marriage: Love is holding hands in the street; marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for two in a romantic restaurant; marriage is ordering take-out. Love is cuddling on a sofa; marriage is choosing a sofa. Love is talking about having children; marriage is talking about getting away from the children. Love is losing your appetite; marriage is losing your figure. Love is a flickering flame; marriage is a flickering TV. Love is one drink and two straws; marriage is "Haven't you had enough?!"
"What's wrong, John? You sound upset." John grimaced. "Oh, Chris! My wife's cheatin' on me." "With who?" "Our next door neighbor." "That dirty slut!" "Yeah. And if you think I'm upset, you should see our neighbor's husband!"
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