Wednesday, April 13, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] April 14, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I remember when All the President's Men came out forty years ago. A great film, it changed journalism forever. And here's a story about how it got made.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I treat my girlfriend just like my cell phone: take good care of her, never lose her and every couple of years upgrade.

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were talking. The cucumber moaned, "My life sucks: when I get big and fat, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle groaned, "You think that's bad, when I get big and fat, they soak me in vinegar and stick me in a jar." The penis said, "Hell, when I get big and fat, they put a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself!" 


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