Tuesday, April 5, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] April 6, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The T.S.A. spent $1.4M on an app that could be created in ten minutes. At least $336,000 went to the actual development costs, but the rest of the amount's exact relevance to the project is still unknown. Watch as this engineer develops the entire app from nothing in just minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEpqmPL3bg

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What's the most confusing day in Kentucky? Father's Day!

A suicide bomber died and went to Paradise. When he arrived, Allah asked if he was ready to claim his 72 virgins. "But of course! But why are there so many virgins in heaven?" Allah responded, "The virgins are here because people like you murdered them before they experienced the pleasures of sex. So you are here to service them. Since they are virgins, they are sexually ravenous. You'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And, should you fail, I shall banish you from Paradise!" The bomber responded, "That's fine. How tough could it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?" Allah replied, "Who says they're all women?" 


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