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A man asked the stationery store clerk for "a birthday/anniversary card." The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man answered, "You don't understand. I need one card for both: it's my wife's fifth anniversary of her thirty-ninth birthday!"
"We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your pen¡s shows it was not cancerous. It was lipstick. We deeply regret the amputation."
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