Monday, May 16, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] May 17, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

What happen when you skip a flat piece of metal sodium across a river? A lot!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A coach found a cell phone on the gym floor after a basketball game. He immediately handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone." "Why, yes it is. How did you know?" asked the ref. The coach replied, "Easy. It says you missed twelve calls!"

How do you know your wife is on her period? She stops getting headaches! 


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