Friday, May 6, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] May 6, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Josh Mandel (my Freddy Pharkas, Frontier Pharmacist buddy) tells me that another old Sierra alum, Branden Tobin, lost his home in the recent Fort McMurray wildfire in Alberta, Canada. They weren't given enough time to even grab their valuables. He's currently living in a hotel. Robert Holmes has set up a GoFundMe account. Please, help a fellow adventure gamer as much as you can.
https://www.gofundme.com/22ncc3r8

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Two new prisoners were assigned to the same cell. One asked the other, "How long you in for?" The other replied, "120 years." The first prisoner said, "I'm in for 150. You want the bed by the door? You're getting' out first."

A car salesman complained to the bartender about his business. "My business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my a$$." Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting nearby. He immediately apologized, but she said, "It's okay. I know how you feel. If I don't sell more a$$ this month, I'm going to lose my car!" 


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