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A high school class was discussing the pope's funeral. One student asked, "How do they choose the next pope?" The teacher explained, "The cardinals pick him." From the back of class a voice asked, "What's a baseball team have to do with it?"
Answers Men Would Like To Give But Never Will: "No, we can't be friends; I only come here for the sex." "That dress doesn't make you look fat, what makes you look fat is eating all that fattening food!" "There's no chance I'll ever call you." "I probably won't be gentle." "Of course you have to swallow." "Well, actually yes, I do do this all the time." "I hate your friends." "I plan to use you and never speak to you again." "Eat it? It took me ten beers to get up the courage to screw it!"
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