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[cyberjoke3000] May 2, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A husband told his wife, "Today is a fine day." The next day, he repeated, "Today is a fine day." The following day and every day for a week, he said the very same thing. Finally, she couldn't take it anymore and asked, "For a week now, you've said, 'Today is a fine day.' I give up! What's going on?" He replied, "Remember when you told me after we had that big argument, 'One fine day, I'll leave you'? I was reminding you!"

Have you heard about the brown-billed duck? He flies as fast as the other ducks, but he has trouble stopping! 


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