Friday, May 20, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] May 20, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Keith Harvey sends along this article about Miniatur Wunderland, the world’s largest model railroad. It's a jaw-dropping place.
http://bit.ly/1QVSsVN

And if you enjoy that, watch this video that I made during my visit there three years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aooWKhWo0I

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Home from college for winter break, Michelle noticed her Dad kept a list of New Year's goals posted on the refrigerator: "Help more around house. Lose weight. Be more productive. Get organized." She promptly added: "Send Michelle more money." Then her brother added: "Make Jason's car payments." And then: "Buy Tom a Jeep." Soon Dad added a new goal: "Wean kids!"

A hot blonde complained to her doctor, "My memory is shot. I can't remember anything five minutes later!" The doctor answered in a reassuring tone, "Just take off all your clothes, Miss, and lie down. Let's see what we can do!" 


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