Thursday, July 14, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] July 14, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I apologize for the spam earlier today. It seems that YahooGroups has a page of settings that I’ve never seen. But now I have. And I set the security to require me to approve everything before it goes out. Here’s hoping you didn’t click through.

CyberJokester Don Bostwick sends along this interesting webpage showing "Incredible Trees That Don't Look Real." But they are!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Dad bought Mom a piano for her birthday. A month later, I asked how she was getting along. "Oh, that?" said Dad. "I traded it in on a saxophone." "How come?" He answered, "Because with a saxophone, she can't sing along!"

Three traveling salesmen were driving cross-country when their car died. They walked to a nearby farmhouse and asked to spend the night. The farmer told the first guy, "You can sleep with my pigs." He told the second guy, "You can sleep with my cows." But told the third guy, "I like you. You can sleep with my twelve daughters." At breakfast, the farmer asked how everyone slept. The first guy said, "I slept like a pig." The second said, "I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole to hole to hole to..." 


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