Monday, July 4, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] July 5, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The EngineerGuy has done it again: this time he explains how the disposable diaper works. I had no idea. Or that its production methods are top secret!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A father was arguing with his daughter. She grew frustrated and stormed out of the room. In the doorway, she turned around and yelled, "And Jim Morrison was highly overrated!" Her dad yelled back, "Hey! What'd I tell you about slamming The Doors?!"

On his wedding night, the young husband worried about how to tell his bride about his stinky feet. He had hidden it from her all the time they dated, but now she was sure to find out. Meanwhile, his new wife worried about how to tell him about her bad breath. She had hidden it from him all the time they dated, but now he was sure to find out. He finally got up the courage to confess, so, when he got on the bed, he put his arm around her neck, moved his face close to hers, and began, "Darling, I have a confession to make." She said, "So do I, my love." He said, "Don't tell me -- you ate my socks!" 


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