Thursday, July 28, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] July 28, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Somebody "caught them all!" Two weeks after its US release, Brooklynite Nick Johnson collected all 142 North American Pokedex characters. The 28-year-old Johnson walked 129 miles to do it!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car ...and works as well, too!

"Jim, when you have sex, do you sometimes try out the other hole?" Jim answered, "The other hole? No way, man! I don't want to get her pregnant!" 


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