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Bachelors are thin because, when they open the fridge, they say, "Oh, no. The same old stuff again!" and then go to bed. Married men are fat because, when they go to bed, they say, "Oh, no. The same old stuff again!" and then go to the fridge!
The logic class professor at a woman's college was discussing situational reasoning. "Assume you're alone aboard a small craft in the Pacific when you spot a vessel approaching with a thousand sex-starved sailors aboard. How would you avoid any problem?" The brunette said, "I'd turn my craft in the opposite direction." The redhead said, "I'd pass them, trusting my weapons to keep me safe." The blonde looked puzzled. "I understand the situation, but what's the problem?!"
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