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Yesterday, the boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” But today, when I showed up in my Ghostbusters costume, she fired me!
A painter, whitewashing a country outhouse, fell through the seat and landed in the muck at the bottom. He screamed, "Fire! Fire!" Another worker came running, yelling, "Where's the fire?" As they pulled him out of the hole, the painter explained, "There's no fire, but if I had yelled, 'Sh¡t! Sh¡t!' who would have rescued me?"
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