Monday, July 18, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] July 18, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Just when I thought last week was bad, this week is worse. I hope these will help.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Da brie was everywhere!

Things You Don't Want to Hear the First Time a Woman Sees You Naked: "This won't take long." "I've never seen one like that before." "It looks unused." "Does it look better in the daylight?" "Let's just skip right to the cigarettes." "Does it still work?" "Are you cold?" "I hope you have other talents." "You have a nice personality." "I guess this makes me the early bird." 


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