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How about thirty seconds of just pure fun? “Flippy the Lid” is a little Latin dancing starring a sink, running water, and a salsa jar lid!
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My head says "gym" but my heart says "cheesecake."
A teacher was teaching her third grade class about poetry and explained that a poem, such as "Mary had a little lamb / whose fleece was white as snow. / And everywhere that Mary went, / the lamb was sure to go" could be changed to prose by altering the final line to "the lamb went with her." She asked her class for an example. Little Johnny's hand flew up. "Mary had a little pig, / an ornery little runt. / He stuck his nose in Mary's clothes, / and smelled her little..." Little Johnny paused and asked, "Teacher? Do you want poetry or prose?" "Prose!" she quickly responded, thinking she'd saved herself some embarrassment. Little Johnny concluded, ..."a$$hole."
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