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The Olympics are finally over. I feel like a bear coming out of my cave after hibernation!
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What does Usain Bolt do if he misses the bus? Waits for it at the next stop!
A man thought his wife was cheating on him when she went out without him for the fifth night in a week, so he hailed a cab and followed her... to a whorehouse! He asked the cabbie, "Wanna make $100?" "Sure! What do you want me to do?" "Go in there and bring my wife back here." The driver did and emerged minutes later dragging a woman, kicking and screaming. He threw her inside the cab and told his passenger, "Hold her!" The man yelled at the cabbie, "Hey! This ain't my wife!" The cabbie yelled back, "I know. She's mine! I'll get yours next!"
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