Monday, August 8, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] August 8, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Legendary jazz clarinetist Pete Fountain passed away this weekend. His playing inspired me to play clarinet. He was one of the true greats. Thanks for all the great music, Pete! I wish I had some clarinet sight gags.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I read that one cow can make 400 hamburgers. That's amazing. They should be cooks at McDonald's!

What's long and firm and has "cum" in it? A cucumber. 


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