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A pastor was competing in a local golf tournament. As he headed for the first tee, the event organizer approached him, pointed to the dark sky, and said, "Did you make sure we won't get wet today?" The pastor shook his head. "Sorry, but I'm in sales, not management!"
Mike and his mates were bragging about their sex lives. Mike said, "My wife and I have great sex. She's very vocal. She can rattle the windows. And most times it really turns me on! Like when she screams, 'Harder!' Or when she screams, 'Faster!' " One buddy said, "Mike, you lucky bastard. But why most of the time? What doesn't turn you on?" Mike hesitated a moment. "Well, I don't much like it when she screams, 'Deeper!' "
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