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This link explains itself! (I didn't know why we get eye boogers. I bet you don't either.)
http://www.attn.com/stories/7078/scientific-reason-why-you-get-eye-boogers
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In the first day of a psychology course, the professor commented on each student's major, trying to provoke a response. It worked. Many students became defensive. When one student announced that he was a music major, the prof said, "So how does your father like you wasting your education studying music?" The student was ready. "He's grateful I didn't go into psychology!"
As Bill shaved, he told his wife, "I'm gonna ask the boss for a raise today." His wife, sitting on the edge of the tub, shaving her pussy, murmured, "Oh? Me, too!"
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