Monday, March 27, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] March 28, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I'm a big fan of Google Maps (and also Waze!). Now Maps lets you share your location with a friend, perfect for meeting a friend or letting your spouse know where you are.
http://bit.ly/2mtJLj0 

Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.

AL


Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Bill came home drunk again. It was late and he knew his wife wouldn't open the door so he decided to try something else. He rang the bell. His wife asked, "Who is it?" "Flowers for the pretty lady." She opened the door and said, "Where are the flowers?" Bill slurred, "Where's the pretty lady?!"

Two gay guys were dancing when one asked the other, "Why do you always get an erection when we dance together?" He replied, "Because you dance like an asshole!" 


For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.

To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.

To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.

Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.



__._,_.___

Posted by: "Al Lowe" <al@allowe.com>



__,_._,___

No comments:

Post a Comment