Sunday, March 26, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] March 27, 2017



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"There's no need for me to come out to your house," said the doctor to the worried caller. "I've checked my files and your uncle isn't really sick. He just thinks he's sick." The next day, the doctor called back to confirm his diagnosis had been correct. "How's your uncle doing today?" he asked. "Not so good," came the reply. "Today he thinks he's dead."

Never play with a woman's heart because she only has one. But remember: she has two tits! 


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