Tuesday, March 28, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] March 29, 2017



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In 1933, Art Tatum recorded his version of Tiger Rag and it’s a 2-minute masterpiece. Watch the notes fly by on YouTube and remember: he improvised this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu7UP4wdn7I 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

A cute little boy, all dressed up in his cowboy outfit with hat, chaps, vest, boots, and two six-guns, entered an ice cream shop and ordered a banana split. The woman behind the counter smiled and asked, "Do you want chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream?" "Yes, please." "Do you want chocolate syrup on the chocolate ice cream, strawberry syrup on the strawberry, and pineapple on the vanilla?" "Yes, please." "Do you want whipped cream and a cherry on top?" "Yes, please." Finally she asked, "Do you want your nuts crushed?" The little fella snapped back, "Do you want your tits shot off!?" 


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