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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A young blonde told her friend, "I'm off men for life! They lie, cheat, and are no good. From now on when I want sex, I'll use my vibrator." "But what if the batteries run out? What will you do?" asked her friend. The blonde replied, "I guess I'll do what I do with my boy friend: fake an orgasm!"
A couple was preparing to have sex when their son walked in as the husband was putting on a condom. Little Johnny asked, "Whatcha doing, Dad?" His dad tried to quickly come up with a story, but failed. "Uh, I'm trying to catch a mouse." Little Johnny said, "Whatcha gonna do when you catch it? F*¢k him?!"
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