Tuesday, October 6, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] October 7, 2009



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the traveling salesmen realized he was out of paper. He found an old country store and, behind the counter, stood a cute young farm girl. He asked, "Do you keep stationery?" She replied, "Well, I can... till I orgasm and then I go jes' plain loco!"

Creeping around the house, the private detectives peered into the bedroom window and saw their client's wife in bed with another man. "Just as I suspected," said the first. "Let's go in after him." "Good idea," said the other. "How soon do you think he'll be finished?"


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