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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A stockbroker cold-called about a penny stock. "This one's really gonna move. And, it's only $1 a share." "Give me 1,000 shares," said the client. The next day the stock opened at $2. The client called the broker. "You were right. Give me another 5,000 shares." The third day the stock was at $4. The client called the broker again. "Get me 10,000 more shares!" he ordered. The next day, the stock was at $9. Realizing what a great profit he had made in just days, he called his broker again. "Sell all my shares!" The broker said, "To whom? You're the only one buying that turkey!"
A man with a terrible sore throat asked a pharmacist to recommend something to relieve it. The pharmacist said, "Well, I could sell you a lot of things that won't really do you much good. But, man to man, I'll tell you what I do when I have a bad sore throat: I go home and have my wife give me a good blow job." "Sounds great!" says the customer. "Is she home now?"
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