It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
I apologize for today's jokes being so late, but I have a good excuse: Tuesday afternoon I had a heart attack--but now, 24 hours later, I'm doing fine. Fortunately, I called 911 immediately, the paramedics got to my house within 5 minutes, got me to the hospital quickly, and within an hour, I was in the operating room having a stent installed. As soon as it was in, I felt better. By last night I felt pretty good, all things considered. I expect to go home tomorrow. My doctor says it's because I didn't wait to get help. So, take some friendly advice: if something "feels wrong," don't hesitate. Call for help!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A woman answered her front door to find two young boys holding a list. "Ma'am, we're on a scavenger hunt and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork chop bone, and a piece of used carbon paper." "Wow," said the woman, "who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?" The second boy replied, "Our babysitter's boyfriend!"
It had been a long time and the house of ill repute didn't have a selection of young beauties, but the lumberjack thought that experience might compensate so he decided to do it anyway. As they were going at it, he said, "Would you mind opening your legs a little wider?" She did and he continued. After a few minutes, he asked again, "How about opening your legs a little wider?" She did and he continued. But the third time he asked, she complained, "What are you trying to do? Get your balls in, too?" The lumberjack replied, "No. I'm trying to get them out!"
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